A Blog Dedicated to Personal Enlightenment and Growth (of nails, hair, boils, fears, and madness etc.)

Welcome to the blug that will change your life.

The blug's author is Scottish in origin but shall remain nameless as they do not wish to be seen to be giving advice (it is not Banksy ~ we can't confirm that.) But anyway, Scotland is a nation that can be best described as a postage stamp with no adhesive. This gives it a huge advantage as it will never be delivered to the wrong address by a drunk person who works at the Post Office.

The advice in this blug (Scottish for blog) uses organic language that has been recycled from creative languages not associated with the lifestyle coaching advice aka American Nonsense.

Our secret blugger sings "ye take the high road, and I'll take the low road" and suggests you sit and have a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive biscuit for your trip to personal Enlightenment ~ after all, Enlightenment was invented by the Scottish at 3.25 AM on a dark freezing night of the soul on December 23, 1764 in a hovel on the banks of the River Clyde in Glagsow.

Put the kettle on. Our secret blogger will get the biscuits.